The least popular children’s books

Although unpopular, the following children’s books should not be overlooked when choosing the right bedtime story for your child:

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God loves everyone but you

 

 

 

 

 

Other unpopular titles include:

  • Oops! Who pooped in the sink?!!
  • Why does my pee-pee itch?
  • Teaching your toddler how to set up their 401k in 5 easy steps
  • Tommy smoked crack, now he’s dead
  • STDs: A visually descriptive pop-up book
  • Perfection: Some children just aren’t good enough
  • Mommy and daddy will die before you 

And lastly, don’t forget about these never read classics!!

 

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How are we doing?? Remember, we know where you live

 

 

 

Image 1 attribution:
Flickr Bad-Childrens-Book-God-Loves” by smileycreek. This image was not altered.

Remaining images:
Flickr by crh97229These images were not altered.

 

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22 replies

  1. That was very funny…and I am really happy that there weren’t any comments accusing you of being insensitive or politically incorrect or in conflict with what they think you ought to believe, etc. Most places get the thin-skinned loud and rude with stuff similar. I am glad you scared them away before I discovered you!

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  2. I would never buy these books to my kids, nor any children around. LOL :P

    That was a blast, thanks for sharing, Aquileana :D

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  3. Was hoping to find out where Waldo is.( I heard he ran off with Lowly Worm). In the meantime how about some really cutting edge (oop, sorry) spud stories like “A Humorous Retrospective of the Irish Potato Famine.” Or “Sour Cream Saved My Life: The True Story of the Baked Potato That Lived.”

    No need to thank me. I’ll just say thanks for visiting AHintOfLight.com

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    • Cutting edge…you trying to get yourself arrested for attempted homicide?!! You, my friend, are a genius. We may use some of those ideas, and we will certainly credit PMcG! Especially if they turn out really horrible, then we are free from blame.

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  4. LOL! And did curiosity kill the monkey?

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  5. hilarity!

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  6. LOL These are pretty dang funny!! Don’t tell anyone I said so! ;-)

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  7. So awful, it’s funny. :)

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  8. LOL *applause applause* Well posted!

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  9. Hahaa! Really very funny! Oh Daddy, those hot pink leggings have got to go! And I always wondered about Curious George :)

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