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Welcome to our Articles section; home of our more elaborate news stories. Are you phobic of reading more than 100 words, or just a lazy sack of shit? No sweat, visit the Headlines section!!

Nissan executives befuddled

Top executives at Nissan recently met to try to understand why consumers have actually purchased the Nissan Cube. As stated by Nissan’s CEO, Carlos Ghosn, “This boxy looking piece of shit really shouldn’t have sold a single unit.” Apparently, Nissan’s… Read More ›

Driving in a ‘drunk suit’

Fox News recently published an article entitled, “Driving in a ‘drunk suit’.” This article discusses a so-called “drunk suit” that Ford developed, which simulates the effects of intoxication from head to toe. As stated in the article, “The simple-looking contraption is… Read More ›

Optical STDs and cupcakes

Daily Potato News has begun accepting article contributions to help other writers get their voice out there. We received the following message from Caitlin, a writer from South Africa, who grew up riding elephants to school and defending her family against herds of… Read More ›

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