In order to increase physical fitness levels in the elderly population, a bill was recently passed that requires all stores and establishments to move their handicapped parking spots to the spots which are located farthest away from the store…. Read More ›
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Contrary to Coca-Cola’s popular commercials, a recent study demonstrated that polar bears actually prefer fresh blood from a recent kill to a bottle of Coke. After presenting the polar bears with either an injured seal or a refreshing bottle of… Read More ›
Woman with cricket chirping ringtone triggers three-month subway closure to fumigate for crickets. Image attribution: “Flickr Ed Yourdon“
Despite receiving no response, a local man at the zoo continues to plead with a gecko to lower his car insurance deductible. Image attribution: “Flickr Madagascar Giant Day Gecko” by Nick Michalski.
Random guy that nobody knows still playing peekaboo with everyone at library. Image attribution: “bigthink.com”
Phil Spector unaware that birds have been nesting on top of his head for the past three weeks. Image attribution: “3.bp.blogspot.com”
Woman excludes approximately 98.2% of the male dating pool by stating that she is looking for a man who is both honest and caring. Image attribution: “Flickr Working on laptop” by Hans Kristian Aas.
Captchas are used to verify that you are an actual person and not an automated program or “bot.” Although they help to limit spam and increase online security, they are becoming increasingly difficult to read. A recent survey indicated that… Read More ›
A new horror film, “The Chase,” received poor reviews from local movie critics. The film opens with a young teenage girl screaming while running away from an unknown entity. The screaming and running continues uninterrupted for approximately 72 minutes. At… Read More ›
Father blow torches child’s toy in a last-ditch effort to open it after wrestling with the packaging for 4 hours. Image attribution: “Injury.com” This image was not altered.
9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist is a fucking liar. Image attribution: “Flickr Dentist Assortment” by Dawn Schwanke. This image was not altered.
Fox News recently interrupted their worldwide coverage on current events to air a highly specialized and sensitive interview. Through a series of 9 innovative questions asked by prolific journalists, the information acquired in this interview should help to resolve the Russian/Ukranian conflict,… Read More ›
CNN.com recently posted an article entitled, “Junco: What’s the big deal about sexting?” by Rey Junco. If you CLICK HERE for the link to the article, you’ll notice that the following picture is featured for the article: The picture located above,… Read More ›
With only 6 seconds remaining on the street light timer, 33-year-old Tyson Bryce had to make a split-second decision about whether or not he would be able to cross the street in time. Witnesses at the intersection reported that… Read More ›