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Meanwhile at the zoo…

    Despite receiving no response, a local man at the zoo continues to plead with a gecko to lower his car insurance deductible.       Image attribution: “Flickr Madagascar Giant Day Gecko” by Nick Michalski.

In local online dating news…

    Woman excludes approximately 98.2% of the male dating pool by stating that she is looking for a man who is both honest and caring.           Image attribution: “Flickr Working on laptop” by  Hans Kristian Aas.


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