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Meanwhile at the zoo…

    Despite receiving no response, a local man at the zoo continues to plead with a gecko to lower his car insurance deductible.       Image attribution: “Flickr Madagascar Giant Day Gecko” by Nick Michalski.

In local online dating news…

    Woman excludes approximately 98.2% of the male dating pool by stating that she is looking for a man who is both honest and caring.           Image attribution: “Flickr Working on laptop” by  Hans Kristian Aas.

In local news…

    Father blow torches child’s toy in a last-ditch effort to open it after wrestling with the packaging for 4 hours.         Image attribution: “Injury.com” This image was not altered.

The 10th dentist…

    9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist is a fucking liar.         Image attribution: “Flickr Dentist Assortment” by Dawn Schwanke. This image was not altered.

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