The Onion recently reported that President Obama plans to cut costs by packing weekly lunches for all 318 million Americans (click here for full story). In order to understand the impact this has on the American populace, our sources set out going door-to-door… Read More ›
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Despite receiving no response, a local man at the zoo continues to plead with a gecko to lower his car insurance deductible. Image attribution: “Flickr Madagascar Giant Day Gecko” by Nick Michalski.
Random guy that nobody knows still playing peekaboo with everyone at library. Image attribution: “bigthink.com”
Board game scientists recently discovered that whether or not parents let their child win at Monopoly later predicts that child’s willingness to take care of their parents during their terminal stages of life. Image attribution: “bankers-anonymous.com”
The Onion recently posted an article briefly describing NASA’s plans to send a chimpanzee to the sun (click here for article). In order to better understand NASA’s goals, our sources spoke with NASA’s administrator, Charles Bolden. Mr. Bolden told sources… Read More ›
New Age Tanning is a recently established health and wellness company that offers a new and organic approach to tanning. Current tanning salons use chemical based sprays and artificially induced high impact UV lighting, both of which have been linked… Read More ›
Man with big fluffy hair unaware that birds have been nesting on top of his head for the past three weeks. Image attribution: “3.bp.blogspot.com”
Woman excludes approximately 98.2% of the male dating pool by stating that she is looking for a man who is both honest and caring. Image attribution: “Flickr Working on laptop” by Hans Kristian Aas.
Captchas are used to verify that you are an actual person and not an automated program or “bot.” Although they help to limit spam and increase online security, they are becoming increasingly difficult to read. A recent survey indicated that… Read More ›
A group of five children from Eritrea in Western Africa (pictured on left) have come together to help out underprivileged upper-middle class white adolescents from the United States. The Eritrean children told sources, “We just really want to do something to… Read More ›
Daily Potato News has begun accepting article contributions to help other writers get their voice out there. We received the following message from Caitlin, a writer from South Africa, who grew up riding elephants to school and defending her family against herds of… Read More ›